msdisneyprincess:

one-of-the-sadly-fallenis:

princess-0f-disney:

fjordlorde:

randomguy2015:

sociopathintheimpala:

deducingtimeangel:

emilyissherlocked:

iou-one-jolly-time-vortex:

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

If you listen to the end of tangled…. Rapunzel and Eugene didnt get married until several years later 

same with Aladdin and jasmine!

And Belle was trapped in that castle for months with Beast; I’m pretty sure at least a year.

Also Tiana and her prince were together as frogs for an indeterminate length of time before they married. 

Tumblr gets schooled by the Disney fandom

Also let’s not forget Aurora was betrothed (which uhh, was a thing and some places still is).

Cinderella had to be locked in her home away from her prince whilst she knew he was looking for her. 

I love how no one is trying to defend Ariel and Snow.

When Ariel was permanently turned back into a human by her father, we don’t know how much time passed between that day and their wedding.

Snow was under the sleeping curse for at least half a year. Remember the lovely commentary animated films used to do? At the end of the film, it states, “The Prince, who had searched far and wide, heard of the maiden who slept in the glass coffin.” Additionally, it shows changes in season.
And finally we don’t even see a marriage between The Prince and Snow.

(Source: mydollyaviana, via fandom-with-a-ph)

cuphaz:

when i was 14 my teacher made fun of my pimples in front of the whole class and my best friend was furious so whenever she saw the teacher she’s like “OH YOU GET NEW CRINKLES TODAY” “DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT COS APPARENTLY YOU DIDN’T” “HEY MA’AM IS THAT YOUR BUTT OR IS THAT YOUR BELLY THEY LOOK THE SAME” she got detention almost everyday even i told her to stop she still did it anyway if you dont know what golden friendship is this is

(via fandom-with-a-ph)

I know y’all like sinks and shit but lets talk about toasters

bandgeek-musicfreak:

ciel-the-neko-overlord:

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This one looks like a scanner

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This one poaches eggs too

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Fucking hamster wheels

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This ones see through

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Awesomeness

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This one hangs on the fucking wall

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It’s like a flower

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Hand held toaster

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Need a reminder? write it on your toast

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Old school like the old school

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WERE LOSING HIM SIR NOT ON MY WATCH

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 Now you know todays weather

i didn’t realize that a toaster fandom actually existed. this is beautiful. 

(via cornflakescockeyapullit)

notsograndr:

callmehopeless-notromantic:

d0ugieslizard:

mjolnirss:

alfuhdawg:

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IT’S THE “AGED 27 1/3” BIT THAT MAKES ME CRY WITH LAUGHTER

this kills me!

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They actually did it, too.

this is the most adorable thing i’ve seen in my life

(via fandom-with-a-ph)

182-angels-v-airwaves:

artsyravenclawwitch:

teamcraftedtho:

crab-tier:

atomicliffords:

hetaliagirl104:

jjenniferblake:

male-hetastuck-fandom:

wolf-teeth:

Just press play.

I started smiling and no one knows how happy I am right now

the hardest part about this is picking which part to sing

I NEVER HIT REBLOG SO QUICK!

[AGGRESSIVELY TRIES TO SING ALL THE PARTS]

can this be our national anthem

THIS MADE ME SO HAPPY I MADE EVERYONE TURN OFF THEIR MUSIC TO LISTEN TO THIS

I just woke up and I hit reblog ever so quickly.

Our whole year once sang this (all of the parts) around a Bonfire.

totoroteser:

the-boy-in-the-trapper-hat:

An old man told me, “My opinion isn’t suited to this society. The internet has changed everything, and most adults don’t realise. Our 3 year olds know how to use iPhones and our teenagers haven’t seen a life without social networks. This generation was the first to be raised online and the internet has actually raised some of the finest, most unique people I’ve met.”

being raised on the internet is like being raised by a community family made up of millions, not just two people who could possibly be narrow minded and skew your own ideas I love this place

totoroteser:

the-boy-in-the-trapper-hat:

An old man told me, “My opinion isn’t suited to this society. The internet has changed everything, and most adults don’t realise. Our 3 year olds know how to use iPhones and our teenagers haven’t seen a life without social networks. This generation was the first to be raised online and the internet has actually raised some of the finest, most unique people I’ve met.”

being raised on the internet is like being raised by a community family made up of millions, not just two people who could possibly be narrow minded and skew your own ideas
I love this place

(via cornflakescockeyapullit)

alyxygalaxy:

And here we have the greatest response to any tweet ever in history

alyxygalaxy:

And here we have the greatest response to any tweet ever in history

(via frogfaceengage)

sourwolf:

it’s ironic that tumblr loves a film about how exciting and amazing it is to be outside

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#well she didn’t have wifi so outside was the next best thing

(Source: renlysmargaerymoved, via frogfaceengage)

pizza-omelette:

you’re such an ass catdad

(via phan-you-not)

quincyjesuslovesyou:

lily-march:

sallyintheskywithdiamonds:

ketamineprojection:

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE TELL ME WHO THIS GUY IS

RUSSELL HOWARD

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Russell Howard is a national treasure.

Russel Howard for Prime Minister

of the world

(Source: starbuckara, via paranoidoptimist)

steampoweredcupcake:

fancycake:

mama

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mama??

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MAMA!!!1

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hi

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your cat has a fucking beauty mark

(via phan-you-not)

twerkfred:

iggyzhong:

twerkfred:

psa

if an english person says anything about tea/having tea/having someone round for tea

it does not mean they will literally be drinking tea

tea means dinner

we mean we are having dinner

ARE YOU SRS

YES

(Source: arlfed, via phan-you-not)

cosbycoldplay:

"you have an essay due monday"

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"you need to go outside and be a valued member of society"

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"get off the computer, it’s 2 in the morning"

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"they’re just fictional characters"

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(via phan-you-not)